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KATE, PETE Y EL MIND BLOWING SEX

Published 02 octubre 2007 by Rodrigo | E-mail this post

Lo siento, pero debo citar este post de Yeeeah completito aunque esté en ingles, simplemente porque lo encuentro genial. Trata sobre la supuesta verdadera razón por la que Kate Moss y Pete Doherty se mantenían juntos, secreto revelado por una "amiga" de ellos. Lo mejor es la explicación de Abby, quien postea, que viene al final. Como dije, genial.

Wanna know why Kate Moss and Pete Doherty kept getting back together? Was it their mutual distaste for hygiene? Symbiotic drug addictions? Nope, not according to close personal friend Shane MacGowan. It was the “mind-blowing sex.” I’ll pause so you can shudder and make gagging noises. According to The Mirror

Shane, 49, [said]: “They were perfect for each other. Totally nuts about each other. They were one of those couples that would argue loads but when they got back together they would have mind-blowing sex.”

Well, just about anything seems “mind-blowing” when you’re stoned. I once spent an hour high as a kite staring at the little rainbow the backside of a CD makes when it refracts light. An hour. This other time I tried to pay for a bottle of orange juice after three hits of acid, and I might as well have been trying to attempt nuclear physics right there at the gas station counter. I ended up just thrusting a five dollar bill across the counter and sprinting the hell out of there. So armed with this personal experience, my gut says that this “mind-blowing sex” actually translated to “three or four attempts at stuffing his mostly-flaccid penis in Kate’s hole before they both passed out and/or threw up.” Not exactly the stuff you see in pornos, you know.

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